Saturday, June 17, 2006

John: Oppressed by a Crow

Not really - this guy was awesome.


A belated review of the construction guys, by Johnathan,

I agree with Paul, but must add this: when C.O.R.E Construction started work it kind of looked like they were putting in a moat for the fitness place next door, which would have been unbearably awesome.
Since they did not, I'm putting it in bold:


Review of smells, By Johnathan.

Not all smells - that would take a while.

OK, so last week Paul was away and I didn't know when garbage day was and now there's a bag of garbage lurking in the kitchen, waiting to be taken out. There are smells hiding in this bag and sometimes when I am nearby they ambush my nose in an unpleasant manner. Plus, last week was kind of rainy and cold, so I closed all of the windows in the apartment as a survival tactic, resulting in a buildup of 'man smell' in my room. The apartment, in short, was not an olfactory symphony. It was more like... nostril muzak.


Wednesday, June 14, 2006

Review of Deer Ticks by Paul

I have been sleeping in the forest lately. Not right in the forest but in a tent in the forest. THis is not an entirly unfamiliar predicament. However, in South Western Nova Scotia there are Deer ticks. In south Western Nova Scotia is where I have been sleeping. I have some how managed to not wake up with deer ticks on my body which has been great. For the most part I rarely get them on me. This morning, I woke up at 730 to make John coffee for his job interview. I had slept in the nude and the last thing on my mind was insects. I woke up to find that a deer tick had some how made it into my room, under my sheets and onto the inside of my leg just below my knee. Suffice to say, I've never really paid careful attention to the shape of my body until this morning. I found just the one, but there could be more lurking in my luggage. Watch out John!


Tuesday, June 13, 2006

Review of some other spam I got, by Johnathan.

On the other hand, getting email from a "Temujin Leffingwell' is awesome.


Review of some spam I got, by Johnathan.

Ok, so I'm cleaning out my email account and I come accross a message from someone named Felix, and since I know a Felix I opened it. Turns out it's badly written spam that's trying to get me to go to some website and their strategy hinges on me thinking that the email really is from some old friend named Felix who cares about where I'm getting my black market viagra. So, to enhance the illusion, they've randomly selected the name of the person that it's addressed to, hoping that I might have that name, and, knowing someone named Felix, romp off to buy boner drugs from them.
The name that they chose? Lenhart.


Saturday, June 10, 2006

Review of C.O.R.E. Construction: by Paul

There is a Construction Company, that has taken over my apartment building. They have blocked access to my compost bin, which i use diligently, with their CAUTION tape and orange fence. I come home from work, usually around 1 pm, to find them all standing around watching heavy machinery fumble with bits of asphault, cement and gravel. Usually there are about 6 to seven people in high viz outfits whose role in the operation is uncertain. They just stand there and watch motionlessly as giant yellow bucket arms pound and pry into the layers of street. One of them intercepst me and lets me know that its ok for me to cross their boundaries and enter my apartment. Ok... Its Saturday and their machines are parked in the parking ot where my compost bin is. My access is blocked from all sides and now there is a growing pile of rotting fuit and vegitable remains sitting on my counter, siting very still. Their role in my life is uncertain and given my finacial situation at the moment I have considered a lot of potential solutions. More than likely, I am going to go outside right now and do my best to toss them near my compost bin...being held alone over an unswimable ocean of, apprently dangerous, immobile machinery. My plan is of course to make sure that i visit the Compost bin immeadatly on Monday morning , with a high vis escort watching my proximity to their equipment. I am hoping that I can establish some sort of agreement with them and perhaps give their extraneous laborers something to do.


QUOTES FEED: Paul on Smoking

"Cmon Johnathan its all mental...its not like you need it? Its not like you are trying to quit masterbating..."

Paul: Approving

Dalhousie University by Paul

I have given Dalhousie Univeristy 50 000 dollars. I have beenemployed by Dalhousie University for 1 month and I have still not been paid.


Friday, June 09, 2006

Review of being unemployed, by Johnathan.

This one is a mixed bag I am afraid. On one hand you get to sleep in, plus you can watch movies all day if you want. On the other hand you'll get kicked out of your apartment pretty soon and won't be able to eat. I wish that I had a good scheme to get some cash right quick, but all that I can think of is 'get a job.'

So, until I get rich, NOT APPROVED.

Review by Johnathan of this girl I saw today.



review of the internet today by paul

Today the internet has not been that interesting. Most of the fun that I had today I made up myself or experienced through walking around outside of my apartment. I'm not convinced that this will always be the case. However today, so far, the internet has been a dissapointment.


Thursday, June 08, 2006

review by paul of internet access at peak hours on blogger server

Its 1 pm and the blogger server is not responding to my query. As a blogger, and a shareholder, I find this unacceptable. I dont care what you have to to remedy this situation...maybe move your server to China. Or delete some of the chaff. Just fix it.

Wednesday, June 07, 2006

Review of the Good, the Bad and the Ugly part two. By Johnathan.

Forgot to mention something: uh... two things.
one: Lee van Cleef is awesome, though his name sounds like internet slang.
two: 'The Ugly' isn't so much 'ugly' as 'Mexican', though I guess that The Good, The Bad, and The Mexican isn't as good of a title.


review by paul of pauls toothpaste: Colgate Total...non whitening

The peroxide or what ever they put in the whitening toothpaste ...which is everywhere...suddenly as f thats what i wanted is not in my tooth paste. I heard that Floride might be bad for us, but when i tried the hippy tooth paste - without floride - my gums started bleeding... : but then i read this
Fluoride disrupts the synthesis of collagen and leads to breakdown in the bone, tendon, skin, cartilage, lungs, trachea, and kidney.
Fluoride inhibits the formation of antibodies in the blood, which cause a disruptive effect on various tissues in the body, which then confuses the immune system and causes it to attack its own tissues. Fluoride increases the tumor growth and the general cancer rate. Fluoride has been linked to cancer, low IQâ genetic disorders and muscle degeneration. This information has been based on research which we trust as a source of information more responsible than government agencie

That sounded bad...

then i read this:

As recommended by the US National Research Council: “The effects of fluoride on various aspects of endocrine function should be examined further, particularly with respect to a possible role in the development of several diseases or mental states in the United States.”

Which came as some relief


review of johns review: by paul

Ok so theres like a few spelling errors there john...could you maybe ...don't

reviews by john: good the bad and the ugly

Ok i know this is a little late and I dont know if many of you are going to get to see it intheatres but I think its going to be out on video soon or beta...but the good the bad and the ugly totally ruled.

they made it together

Johnathan and I were hanging out in the aprtment today. I said hey John I heard that blogs are liek awsome, what should I call my blog. John said some stuff and I made something else up. So there is no further explaination available at this time.